LOOKS LIKE A SHARK
Every podcast I listen to is now sponsored by the Hyundai Equus. Apparently, it has heated seats and something that has something to do with iPads. But what a terrible name. Equus. Are cars even still measured in horsepower? Does Equus imply one or multiple horses? I really hope multiple. The whole thing reminds me of driving with my little sister, who was tiny — maybe 5 at the time. She looked at the vehicle ahead of us and asked if it was a car learning how to be car. Nobody knew what she was talking about, but she urged us to look again. It was a Mazda Protege.
